Buff and Buffer

Tomorrow is the day my life begins again. Well, sort of. My refurbished body will begin tomorrow. I'm going to Bally's where I'm renewing my membership after a long lapse. I only have to pay $96 for an entire year. I'm going to drag my ass to the gym at least three times a week. I don't want to end up an out-of-shape, slovenly old lady. I'm already starting to get there.

Wish me luck. I gotta find my gym shorts.