Toys I Had When I Was a Kid
This is the first post of many in this subject to come. Below are photos of toys I had with a kid, along with comments.
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJnoKxqjZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/C-tBqbyTLVA/s320/ernie.jpg)
This Ernie puppet was one of my favorites. He's probably in a landfill now. That's so sad.
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJoEqxqjaI/AAAAAAAAAAU/3hxvXVVgK64/s320/desk.jpg)
I was freakin' TRANSFIXED by this Fisher Price desk set. One day, when I was about four, my brother took a bunch of the letters and put them in a skillet on the (lit) stove because he wanted to make alphabet soup. The results were disastrous.
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJohqxqjbI/AAAAAAAAAAc/euyddoS8lGI/s320/gameoflife.jpg)
Remember this heterosexist, homophobic game? The object is to get married, get rich, and have as many kids as possible. I remember they had these little pink and blue "people pegs" you inserted into your game piece (which was a little car). Maybe I should create a version called The Gay Game of Life. The car will be a Miata and it will play Cher's "Believe."
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJpGKxqjcI/AAAAAAAAAAk/1PETovNPTec/s320/tessie.jpg)
When I was eight, I begged my mother for a ventriloquist dummy. I was obsessed with them. For Christmas I got this one, named Tessie Talk. My mom found her in the Sears catalog. I was disappointed because I wanted a Charlie McCarthy-esque ventriloquist dummy, and this one was a far cry from the classic dummies of yesteryear. After a while, Tessie started to scare me. For some reason I decided to shellac her hair with orange paint, and then I stowed her away in a box in the basement.
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJqM6xqjdI/AAAAAAAAAAs/1-bP2tm9YcQ/s320/jalopy.jpg)
One of my faves: Fisher Price's Jolly Jalopy pulltoy. The tires made a loud clicking noise.
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJnoKxqjZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/C-tBqbyTLVA/s320/ernie.jpg)
This Ernie puppet was one of my favorites. He's probably in a landfill now. That's so sad.
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJoEqxqjaI/AAAAAAAAAAU/3hxvXVVgK64/s320/desk.jpg)
I was freakin' TRANSFIXED by this Fisher Price desk set. One day, when I was about four, my brother took a bunch of the letters and put them in a skillet on the (lit) stove because he wanted to make alphabet soup. The results were disastrous.
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJohqxqjbI/AAAAAAAAAAc/euyddoS8lGI/s320/gameoflife.jpg)
Remember this heterosexist, homophobic game? The object is to get married, get rich, and have as many kids as possible. I remember they had these little pink and blue "people pegs" you inserted into your game piece (which was a little car). Maybe I should create a version called The Gay Game of Life. The car will be a Miata and it will play Cher's "Believe."
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJpGKxqjcI/AAAAAAAAAAk/1PETovNPTec/s320/tessie.jpg)
When I was eight, I begged my mother for a ventriloquist dummy. I was obsessed with them. For Christmas I got this one, named Tessie Talk. My mom found her in the Sears catalog. I was disappointed because I wanted a Charlie McCarthy-esque ventriloquist dummy, and this one was a far cry from the classic dummies of yesteryear. After a while, Tessie started to scare me. For some reason I decided to shellac her hair with orange paint, and then I stowed her away in a box in the basement.
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JMKdKoHaCuw/RXJqM6xqjdI/AAAAAAAAAAs/1-bP2tm9YcQ/s320/jalopy.jpg)
One of my faves: Fisher Price's Jolly Jalopy pulltoy. The tires made a loud clicking noise.